I get a degree of amusement from people using the threat of defriending me on Facebook as if it might strangely get me to apologize for their own asshattery. But then again I suppose it pretty much is a way of life for some people, though I wonder what manner of person breaks down and relents under such pressure. Now livejournal defriending, that's ( Read more... )

I think it's perfectly reasonable to live my life in the pursuit of wine, food, great friends and conversation rather than the usually expected male desire for sex and women. Neither will I turn in my cowboy hat, nor apologize for it ( Read more... )

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.-Abraham Lincoln ( Read more... )

See, these hamburgers that I make are like having a divine orgasm fired into my mouth.
That's right, I said it.
YUM.

Sure, it's a little late, but I am doing it anyway...
This year I will:

- cook more: I love cooking and I love food, and I get a huge thrill out of creating my own food dishes and magnificent meals, so I will spend less time fucking around on the net and more time figuring out how to please my stomach and the stomachs of others.
- get my ( Read more... )

I like Kraft Dinner.
A lot.
That's all.

The fact that I can buy smoked salmon at my grocer for $3.00 along with enough bread ($1.50) to make two meals of that amazing jewel of the sea fills me with such joy you have no idea. Plus the fact that I watch House while eating it and snicker at the terrible things that happen while I'm enjoying my food... well, that makes me happy ( Read more... )

I really like steak.
A lot.
That's all.

My parents just bought me an uber expensive knife set for my new house. Freaking right. Plus I found my fencing sword - it's back to the piste for your hero! Additionally I apparently own a bathrobe.
Hey Monique, do you want my copy of Mohawk Saint? I don't have room for it in the car (God help me!)

Cheers.